Monday, March 10, 2008

Cigars To Be Reclassifed As Cigarettes In NY

The Heartland Institute reports that Eliot Spitzer has proposed "redefining little cigars as cigarettes." Why? It's the taxes stupid! (We here at Today's Cigar Reviews and News would like to apologize for that, we don't think you're stupid. In fact, we think you're both smart and attractive.)

The good news is this proposal is likely to go no where with Spitzer I.D.'ed as brothel patron #9 today. (Hear that? That's us laughing evilly.)

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